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When It’s Your Husband’s Job to Kiss Another Woman
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“Yeah…you guys are going to have words. When the time comes, just know that -she- stole -it-.”
I say, indicating the 5. So, I riff for a few more seconds, then the 5 chimes in with.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever shut the fuck up.”
Again, internally I’m outraged that this is just how the world works. That people can just be complete assholes with impunity. If I would have retaliated in kind, I’m sure several whiteknights would have ridden to the rescue. But, I know I can’t just call her a stupid bitch, so I just settle with a laugh (prooooobably not that congruent sounding though)
“See, that’s the kind of hostility I’m talking about…she’s gonna beat the shit out of you.”
At this point the set pretty much falls apart — the 6 kinda shrugs, the 4, bless her heart and limited options, tries to stay with me. But at this point, I ain’t staying around for a goddamned 4, so I dip back into the larger group.
So, interesting thing to note with that 5, when she retreated to another larger group of people and I retreated to my group of people…I saw her look at me several times. I mean, I’m pretty sure she was looking at me at least. In my mind I’m like ‘how can someone -hate- me so fast lol?”
Anyway, later I chat up a guy who’s also on the outer orbit of this social circle. The 5 is standing to my left, back turned, and so I try to make my way past her to another people, and he’s like
“naaah man, just grind up on it, yeaaaah…”
And I laugh as I pass and I’m like
“naaah dog, I can’t spill this drink.”
When It’s Your Husband’s Job to Kiss Another Woman
Marriage, According to the Bible: 6 Game-Changing Truths Revealed
Forget Mommy & Me, I'm Signing Up for Mommy Speed Dating
Some of My Best Friends Are Women, and My Wife Is Cool with That
No Friends of the Opposite Sex If You're Married
I’m Tired of Being the Divorced Dad
Feeling Unloved: Coping with Abandonment Issues Dating Tips
5 Signs that He’s Keeping Your Relationship a Secret
My Man Doesn’t Have to Be My Best Friend
The Intimidation Factor: Men Are Afraid to Date Me
What Happens When You Date Someone Fresh Out of a Relationship
My Resting Bitch Face Doesn’t Mean I’m a Bitch
He Said I Wasn’t Marriage Material
“Yeah…you guys are going to have words. When the time comes, just know that -she- stole -it-.”
I say, indicating the 5. So, I riff for a few more seconds, then the 5 chimes in with.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever shut the fuck up.”
Again, internally I’m outraged that this is just how the world works. That people can just be complete assholes with impunity. If I would have retaliated in kind, I’m sure several whiteknights would have ridden to the rescue. But, I know I can’t just call her a stupid bitch, so I just settle with a laugh (prooooobably not that congruent sounding though)
“See, that’s the kind of hostility I’m talking about…she’s gonna beat the shit out of you.”
At this point the set pretty much falls apart — the 6 kinda shrugs, the 4, bless her heart and limited options, tries to stay with me. But at this point, I ain’t staying around for a goddamned 4, so I dip back into the larger group.
So, interesting thing to note with that 5, when she retreated to another larger group of people and I retreated to my group of people…I saw her look at me several times. I mean, I’m pretty sure she was looking at me at least. In my mind I’m like ‘how can someone -hate- me so fast lol?”
Anyway, later I chat up a guy who’s also on the outer orbit of this social circle. The 5 is standing to my left, back turned, and so I try to make my way past her to another people, and he’s like
“naaah man, just grind up on it, yeaaaah…”
And I laugh as I pass and I’m like
“naaah dog, I can’t spill this drink.”